Saturday, 30 January 2016

New Russian Social Media Site and General Denials of Presidential Shenanigans - Russia Press Release



 
ARMY-TV announces it's new social networking site MyVodka.com - an attempt for Soldiers and Civilians alike to be able to network fast. Furthermore all of Russia is shocked by allegations of Reporters-Sans-Frontiers that Glorious President Putin and Marshal of the Russian Fedderation (Four Times awarded Hero of the Russian Federation, Saviour of Dagestan, Minister of Defense, Holder of the Blessed Order of Kutuzov, Order of Suvorov) were involved in unspeakable acts. These scandalous lies are pathetic attempts to cover up France's own vile political sexual escapades. More to come on ARMY-TV.

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