MOSCOW PROTESTS FLATTENED BY "GRAND MARSHAL'S FIST"

Protests in Moscow have been violently dispersed by thr 501st Armoured Legion (The Grand Marshal's Fist), equipped with state-of-the-art weaponry and righteous fury. 200 armed protestors have been killed and many more wounded, along with, apparently, up to 20 CIA operatives who the Eurasian government are claiming were behind the riots.