Sunday, 31 January 2016

Nigel Farage Killed, Douglas Carswell Rejoices

Nigel Farage, the leader of UKIP has been killed in the fire at the European Parliament in Strasbourg.

Having miraculously survived a plane crash previously, Douglas Carswell has claimed the leadership of UKIP.

When asked by the Sun for comment, Carswell replied "Its about effing time."

Death himself has reportedly regretted his decision, and is dreading spending eternity with the man.

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