Emergency Press Release from the Baltic Union

The Baltic Union orders the immediate withdrawal of all French troops from its country, as well as all workers from the “company” known by the name of ‘Litusploit.’ Baltic intelligence has revealed that France has been operating with Russia in an attempt to take the Baltic Union, and its vital rare-earth metals, by surprise. It has also been confirmed by Baltic intelligence that this was co-ordinated by the French Foreign Minister. We demand an immediate explanation.