Coup d'Etat in Germany

A Coup d’Etat is currently unfolding in Germany. 

The disgraced and life-imprisoned Vice-Chancellor, who was ready to accept their fate, has received the surprising support of the Turkish community, which comprise more than 3 million citizens in the country. 

They thank him for being the only politician to have defended their rights of against PEGIDA. In regard to this support, the government of Turkey accepted to provide help to Sigmar Gabriel with 5000 soldiers, which were transported into Berlin by German Military Transport.

Those troops, took advantage of the confusion currently occurring in Berlin to get the former vice-chancellor out of jail. Minister of the Interior just joined him, as she seemed to have been his partner in crime all along. They then fled, with all their supporters, to the city of Bonn, former capital of the country, where they intend to create an alternative government, using the abandoned buildings of the good old times. Some parts of the army also joined, due to a recognition of the vice chancellor service in giving them the power to due their duty.

The alliance between Turks and the Army is very unstable and produces many problems but seems to be viable on the short term.

This ill-arranged group took Bonn and is now claiming to be the legitimate government of Germany due to the incapability of Angela Merkel of preventing further dislocation of the German power, as the current refugee and economic crisis show way too clearly. Sigmar Gabriel recently declared to be “the only one to have the true interests of Germany at heart”.

He now calls for the European Union to recognise him as the legitimate government and to welcome him in place of the current government. He also calls all other country to stop their current military actions and unite around him for an epic battle against ISIS that would “spill blood and black flags in the burning desert of their moral vacuity”.