MONA LISA STOLEN FROM LOUVRE

The famous Leonardo di Vinci masterpiece, the Mona Lisa - or La Jaconde en français - has reportedly been stolen.  5 masked and female-looking attackers used stolen poisonous lipstick to seduce and kill the guards.  CCTV shows them then stealing thier uniforms and removing the bulletproof glass protecting the famous painting with a small laser, similar to those seen used by EIF attackers in Carcassonne.  La Jaconde is now missing.  What is France to do?