Sunday, 31 January 2016

Paris Has Been Struck

A large flash has been spotted where Paris was, to the sound of the Ink Spots.

France says...

Y'all need to chill

END OF CRISIS: Thank you for coming guys!


Yeah

St Petersburg and Kaliningrad have been destroyed with nuclear weapons by the UK. 2 million civilians are dead, 50,000 soldiers are dead, along with 1,700 T-72 tanks and 200 T-80 tanks.

UK Press Release

UK officially declares war on Russia... finally

Division in Germany

Regarding the Coup d'Etat , the Chancellor in coordination with the Minister of Defence and Minister of Economics are officially cutting any diplomatic relations with East Germany.

Therefore we are declaring the division of Germany into west and east and we can reassure that germany is under the control of the chancellor for its western part and still cooperate with its allies against russia. there will be man on the border from west to east germany, and that everything will be done to regain control of the eastern part 

Nuclear War

The EU has launcher further nuclear strikes on the Baltic States, Destroying the cities of Riga, Talinn and Vilnius, with the loss of over 40,000 soldiers, 900 Abrams Tanks, 500 Bradleys and 600 Strykers. 6 million civilians are dead.